Did you know Scottie Pippen’s wife is Assyrian? Step forward if you’re going to be on the second season of The Real Housewives of Miami. Not so fast, Assyrian Larsa Pippen! Bravo cut her from the Miami Housewives from its roster.
Though Marysol Patton, Lea Black, and Adriana De Moura survived the cuts, Larsa will be cut. Though Bravo has yet to comment on why she hit the cutting room floor, Housewives history has proven one thing: You either go big (personality) or go home.
Larsa mostly showed herself to be mostly level-headed (boring) which does not last on reality TV. So what does it take to remain a Miami Housewife? The absence of dignity (which pretty much goes without saying at this point) and diva behavior with the street cred (or at least the dogged belief you have said street cred) to back it up. Larsa who won’t be in front of the cameras when production begins this month just didn’t have that.
Are you going to watch season 2? Did you watch season 1? Are you sad to see Larsa?